mph
1. miles per hour. the ratio of the distance traveled (in miles) to the time spent traveling (in hours).
2. the make poverty history campaign is a unique uk alliance of charities, spiritual groups, trade unions, campaigning groups and celebrities who are mobilising around key opportunities in 2005 to drive forward the struggle against poverty and injustice. the symbol of the campaign is a white wristband which is usually made of cotton with the campaign logo stamped on it.
please see above for examples
a really sh-tty (quite literally) high school in marysville, wa.
“wow, mphs smells like cow sh-t.”
1)the abbreviation of `my p-ssy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. i mean right now, man, i`m dry.
2)the state or condition of being an -ss pirate. we need beer now!
hey man, let’s go sailing in this hurricane.
not today, i’ve got mph.
whatever, c-ckgobbler.
my p-ssy hurts. when a guy is weak both physically and mentally. usually extremely sensitive and can’t take a joke.
hey, why is sid all mad?
oh, he has a case of mph.
we’re rigging up, they decided to call in sick?
yeah, he said he has a severe case of mph.
an abbreviation for men per hour, to describe a women or h-m-s-xual is a sl-t
man, that chick 35 mphing.
dude, he is such a homesxual, he is a 25 mpher i bet.
metriod prime hunters
i lost the mph match
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