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you have come. you have gone. nothing is left. your brain is mush. the teacher’s words blur in and out of your head, missing their mark of memory. when did life become so dull? what has driven you to this point? every life decision, major event, death, and birth in the universe has come to this point. congratulations on becoming the creme de la crop of human existence. you truly amaze us all.
“dude what’s wrong you’ve been staring blankly into the void for the past hour”
“i was having a particularly bad universal existential crisis into the subconscious so i decided to type mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq into my keyboard”
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