mpm


music, parties, money. a popular term in central los angeles first coined by entertainer party kid exclusive, mpm is a lifestyle choice that promotes listening to great music, partying with s-xy people and making as much money you can. pretty much live free and die young.
a: hey man i got to study for midterms.
b: f-ck that! mpm bro! you only live once.
a: you’re right! f-ck you mr. sims mpm all day!
the two engage in drinking and s-x with cheap women.
stands for the m-ffin pie man.
someone who gave up everything to be with his apa and sworn to love and protect his apa forever.
never fear, mpm is here.
common typo for lol.
most of the time it happens when you don’t look at the keyboard or when you are typing really fast :p

other common typos are kik and ;p;
person 1:haha lol

person 2:haha that’s some funny sh-t mpm

person 2:lol-
male premenstrual syndrom.

when a male has frequent mood swings, just like a girl on her period.
example 1- kevin is mpmsing again, i cant listen to him b-tch anymore!
example 2- have you talked to kevin today?

nah, i’m trying to avoid his mpms rage.
men’s pre-menstrual syndrome

pms, but for men. it occurs when the man in the relationship receives an extreme overdose of female b-tchiness, often resulting in m-ssive headaches, heavy drinking, and short-term traumatization.
man, john’s really been hitting the bottle tonight

yeah he’s got mpms

(pop)

…did his brains just explode?

yeah, he gets it pretty bad, i hear he’s having an affair with hillary clinton
pms for boys. it is merely phenominon addressing the issues that boys have in general. when they are moody, mean and think they are too cool yet, they only hang out with themselves
harison wants to hang out with himself again, he must have m.p.m.s

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