MPmike


the leader of the tanooki board. seems to have s-xual desire for small rodents and p–p
mpmike is our leader, but he is currently eating p–p
the fearless leader/math tutor of the tanooki board.
i hope mpmike doesn’t smite us down for our sins against the tanooki

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