mud crotch
a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being
man that girl has mud crotch…stank that noise.
when someone hasn’t showered for a couple days, has done some serious sweating, basically been able to wash their crotch for an extended period of time
“man, jill was all about messing around last night but i had just got bad from the gym and had nasty mudcrotch”-chris
“how was the camping trip?”-chris
“meh fine but after not showering for three days stacy had some mad mudcrotch, and she kept wanting me to go down on her”-rory
(adj) word to describe a brunette’s pubic hair (similar to fire crotch describing a red head’s)
i went down on that girl, and she totally had a mud crotch.
when a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her p-b-s.
i was about to go down on this girl but i realized she had mad mud crotch, so i said, “h-ll nah, put your pants back on and get the h-ll out, b-tch… unforgivable!”.
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