MPP
acronym: missing presumed p-ssed: used when persons do not show at work at the appointed time when there is no reasonable excuse other than excessive alcohol intake the previous night. also used for any other inexplicable absence. the only valid excuse for tardiness. the term has a close -ssociation with being “as p-ssed as a mattress” ie having visited an establishment where “i know a place where they have food” or is otherwise sk-nky.
“four drinking last night, and only one mpp … guess who?”
“how many mpp today?”
“is homer mpp?”
“suomi boy has never been mpp … yet”
“mpp? … ooh, la-di-da”
maybe, possibly, perhaps. a way to indicate your unwillingness to answer a question, or to generally annoy a person who asks you a question.
tom: hey jim! did we have homework for tomorrow?
jim: mpp
tom: fine…. hey! do you remember johns phone number?
jim: mpp
tom: are you r-t-rded?
jim: mpp
marc p-n-s pic!!! can change the m with another letter such as;
tpp, app,bpp, ad soo on
lindsey wanted an mpp soo bad after a month he sent it to her
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