Mr. Alderton


a really annoying vice princ-p-l at mayfield secondary school in caledon, ontario. a man who seems to think he can turn the school into a military academy and overrun the actual princ-p-l. the reincarnation of the worst man ever in existence: hitler. pushes rules too much by putting up “no cell-phone” signs every metre in the halls and cl-sses, and no smoking signs everywhere on the outside of the school. along with punishing people who are late for cl-ss by sending them to the office, therefore, not going to cl-ss at all.

also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of jersey sh-r- as one of the characters, because that’s how fake he looks!
did you see mr. alderton at school today? honestly, he acts just like hitler!

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