mr assumptions
a person who says he doesn’t -ssume everything, yet does. he also probably calls the girl who broke up with him ms. -ssumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then -ssume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.
daamn my ex! back at it again with calling me ms. -ssumptions when he’s the one -ssuming everything is about him. he’s the one -ssuming here – a mr -ssumptions.
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