mr. boston
a dork who thinks he’s a stud
“i can’t believe mr. boston asked me out today! he sooooo doesn’t have a chance with me!”
an extremely cheap rum, used for two purposes:
1) keeping it cl-ssy.
2) making it uncl-ssy.
mr. boston is best enjoyed with a monocle and tophat.
i bought 3 bottles of mr. boston for the same price as parrot bay and got just as drunk.
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