Mr. Dan K.


a pseudonym for dank weed that one can use around parents, non-smoking friends and family, and anyone else who isn’t blessed enough to know how good a bowl of dank weed really is.
cj (whose non-smoking mom is standing right next to him): have you seen mr. dan k. lately?

chief: as a matter of fact i have. he came over to my house last night and hung out with me until about 10 p.m., when i fell asleep on the couch.

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