Mr. Dick


a guy with an above average sized d-ck, who thinks his d-ck is so good that he can f-ck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. his d-ck preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.
that guy thinks he’s mr. d-ck! he was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.
guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his d-ck is hanging loose.
hey look mr. d-ck is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.

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