mushroom tatoo
when you smack your d-ck across someones face and it leaves a mark.
“i slapped that b-tch with my d-ck and gave her a mushroom tatoo”
when you take your w-ng to someone’s face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your p-n-s kida looks like a mushroom)
i left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit
the mark left by slapping someone across the face with one’s flaccid p-n-s. using an erect p-n-s does not count.
“my yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek.”
the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one’s p-n-s
is sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a mushroom tatoo the other day.
the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one’s p-n-s
is sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a mushroom tatoo the other day.
whiping ones partner with you p-n-s (piece, w-ng, schl-ng ect)
“that b-tch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my c-ck out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind
when i smacked gina in the face with my d-ck and left a imprint of my bell end on her face
look in the mirror at yourself!
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