Mr. Face
terrifying monster on amnesia: the dark descent. the term comes from the queen of lps; mangaminx who named the monster due to its grotesquely shaped head and flapping jaw.
mr. face chases daniel about castle brennenburg trying to give him hugs; along with his big brother, mr. tall.
its a f-cking mr. face convention!
or
mr. face please go away, please? please?
a scary monster in amnesia, the dark descent. f-cked up face.
look up “amnesia mr. face” on google images to sh-t your pants.
at least you weren’t f-cked up by mr. face…
the coolest superhero that never existed… ever
“mr. face is so d-mn cool, i mean d-mn…”
the coolest super hero that never existed… ever.
“d-mn, mr. face is so cool… yeah…”.
a god amongst men. he is a simply a face in the shape of a p-n-s with the b-lls up and head of the p-n-s pointing down. the b-lls represent the eyes, the shaft and head of the p-n-s represent the nose, and an extra line is added underneath to create the mouth. usually, mr.face smiles to indicate that he is always happy. when mr. face gets really excited, he will occasionally sneeze, saying “ahh.. ahhh! choooo!” spewing his “goo” all over whatever is in front of him. the face can also grow depending on his “mood”. mr.face is best said with an accent that sounds like “mistuh face”
in text, he can be shown as 8==d )
or can be made longer if he is happier 8========d )
“d-mn that girl is hott! mr. face is growing with approval.”
“hey how’s it going? 8==d )”
“what the h-ll is that? a new smiley or something?”
“you know what it is… it’s mr.face. after he’s done with you, you doesn’t gun be able to sit no mo. >8=======d )”
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