mr fahtz
an old english butler who wears a monical and -ssless chaps. mr fahtz puts the b-tt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now t-tled “b-ttlers”
client- mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)
narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face
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