mr. garrison
gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a s-x change, usually seen with mr. hat
mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
one f-cked up motherf-cker from south park. he is the teacher of stan, kyle, cartman and kenny. he was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via s-x change, he becomes a lesbian. he’s just gay no matter what s-x he turns into. it’s a f-cking sh-tstorm. he also used to be obsessed with puppets. mr. hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with mr. stick. who knows what the h-ll mr. garrison did with those puppets. he’s had relations with big gay al, mr. slave, and guys he’s somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. mr. garrison created the gay tranny paradox. if a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a “lesbian” is he gay or straight? i don’t f-cking know.
mr. garrison is a f-cked up person.
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