Mr. Gebhardt
a lanky, tall, and dark bearded man in his 30s, who wear gl-sses from the 90s.
he is also the best latin teacher in all of the state of nj. he is currently employed by ridge high school. his favorite band is my bl–dy valentine and he keeps scary paper mache busts and barbie & ken dolls representing dead roman folks, billion year old projects, and an “ashes of problem students” jar in his cl-ssroom.
mr. gebhardt shaves once a month.
mr gebs: “…it is intense. like shaving.”
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