mr. hands

a man who got f-cked up the -ss by a horse, literally, and died.

now their making a doc-mentry about it.
1:”did you hear their making a doc-mentry about mr. hands?”
2:”eww. the guy who got f-cked up the -ss by a horse?”
1:”yeah we should go see it.”
2:”sure.”
a man that died shortly after taking the entire p-n-s of a horse. the movie is available online by googleing mrhands.mpeg
“oh man, did you see that video mr hands?”
“yes, i can’t believe that guy took all that that”
a man in washington who had a friend video him having -n-l s-x with a horse. he suffered a perferated colon and later died.
dude 1: eww have you seen that mr. hands video?
dude 2: yeah that was d-mn nasty!
dude 1: it kinda turned me on.
dude 2: you are some sick f-ck!
still a better love story than twilight
friend: did you see that mr. hands video, it’s a guy f-cking a horse!
you: yep, and it’s still a better love story than twilight
a video that shows a man taking a horse c-ck in his -ss. in the video the man whine and cries until the horse c-ms in his -ss. the sickest thing you will ever see a horse do. but it is also funny because it turns out that the man dies. the horse c-ck is so big that it rubs through the man’s colon and he later dies, but not on video.
bob: hey bill watch mr.hands it is so funny.

bill: o.k. it sounds cool.
(next day)
bob: did you watch it.

bill: yeah, i though it was really cool. i wanna try it.

the horse that f-cked a man to death,
also used to describe a man who has been widowed many times
holy sh-t did you see the mr.hands video?

man that guy is a mr.hands
err what? a guy that got -n-lled by a horse and died…duuude thats just some f-cked up sh-t right there….he f-cked an animal!! wtf
its people like mr. hands which is why aids exists