Mr. Hankey
a talking piece of poo that comes out of the toilet during christmas to give presents to children that eat plenty of fiber. he will only appear to the people that believe in him.
mr. hankey the christmas poo
he loves me, i love you
therefore vicariously he loves you
i can make a mr. hankey too!
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