royal treatment
being woken up by having your partner perform oral s-x on you. it is especially well delivered when there is no expectation that you need to open your eyes, reciprocate or even move around. you just have a nice o or two and fall back asleep. works equally well on morning wood or a crusty clam.
i woke up and had to shake the dew off of my lily, when i came back to bed i noticed the diner was open, so i got busy with the bun. i gave her the royal treatment until i got the palm on the forehead. we fell back asleep with my nose in the turf.
the act being woken up by receiving oral s-x first thing in the morning.
guy 1: i hear your new girl friend is a real f-ck muppet.
guy 2: it’s true, she wakes me up by playing the skin flute while i am still asleep.
guy 1: i can’t believe you are getting the royal treatment!!!
(n.) the “royal treatment” describes a s-xual encounter in which one man is being f-ll-t-d by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
holy sh-t, those two girls i brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!
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