Mr. Hastings


creater of the time machine in history cl-ss. fond of making weird poping noises, cracking stupid jokes, and talking during movies.
“wow stephanie, that was a total mr. hastings joke.”

“jeez quit acting like mr. hastings and stop talking during the movie.”

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