Mr. Herbert


the elderly neighbor of the griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially chris griffin.
mr. herbert: chris, can you come over and help me with something?
chris: sure mr. herbert!
mr. herbert: hurry up now! mmmmmmmmm….
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the aging, pedophile neighbor of the griffin family on family guy who creeps on teenage boys. he speaks in a high-pitched voice and whistles his s’s. the other characters, for whatever reason, are usually not suspicious of him.
mr. herbert- excuse me, i’m looking for a car that’s been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

brian- dammit… i’m, i’m sorry, what?

mr. herbert- you know, with colorful pictures of ice cream treats. and it plays a tune that’s fun for the young children? da da da duh, da duh, da duh, da da duh da da duh, da duh… duh. mmmmmmm.

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