mr. higgins
a mythical stuffed animal that only brings comfort to those who need him.
mr. higgins is very squishy.
the act of being h-rny
yo that girl made me mr.higgins
the most awesome person to exist.
that’s the coolest person ever! oh, that’s mr. higgins.
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