Mr. Icicle
when you p-ss into a condom, freeze it, then use it as a d-ld-.
the only thing on little johnny’s christmas list was a mr. icicle.
andrew s. played with his mr. icicle alllllll nighhtttttt.
guy 1: it’s my mom’s birthday today.
guy 2: what did you get her?
guy 1: a mr. icicle, what else?
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