Mr Johnson



when a male swings his body back with his p-n-s or “mr johnson” firmly grasped in his hand with the intention of slapping a woman or women in the face with it, while saying “say h-llo to mr johnson”
the crack wh-r- was sitting on the computer chair waiting as he started to swing his p-n-s at her face with the words “say h-llo to mr johnson” being said.
many lesbian’s name for thier strap-on or d-ld-.
we named our strap-on mr. johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, doc johnson.

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