a circular friend that sits on the front of a 19p orange juice carton
looks a bit like a pimp orange, with cane and hat
some people take his appearance the wrong way, even though he is a childs drink mascot
laura; great drink you got there
roland; one thinks that this fruit like object resembles a pimpet
emily; look at that it looks funny, naughty
l&l&r& and whole world; stfu!
- mr. kmetz
the fattest man i have ever seen in my entire life. he wears the same clothes every day and doesnt shower. omg go suck mr. kmetz d-ck
stanky booty peanut head m-f- anyone who has a big booty like mr.keener
- Mr. Kite
someone extremely eccentric. stems from the beatles song “for the benefit of mr. kite”. john: alex, you’ve turned into such a mr. kite after that party in l.a.
- mom tax
the portion of a food item taken by the parent who purchased the item for the child. as mary took three french fries from her son conner he loudly objected, to which mary quickly responded “mom tax!” can also be used as dad tax.
- turban sausage
giant deformed c-ck i saw a guy that had a turban sausage.