mr. krabs
the owner of the krusty krab on spongebob. he is also jewish.
mr. krabs would kill for a penny.
underwater jew in the show spongebob squrepants
mr. krabs is an underwater jew
owner of the krusty krab restaurant.
mr. krabs: money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money…
the old sweaty guy spongebob works with, according to patrick.
h-llo, my name is mr. krabs and i like money.
owner of the crusty crab, employer of squidward and spongebob. stingy
“this paint comes off with saliva”,mr.krabs.
an underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. he also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. they are usually ones with a sn-tch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
mr. krabs: “aargh!”
spongebob: “what’s wrong mr. krabs?”
mr. krabs: “me genitals is itching!”
spongebob: “mr. krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prost-tutes.”
mr. krabs: “aargh! shut up, boy! you haven’t even been laid yet!”
-spongebob begins to cry.
any american boss, it is represented in the cartoons of spongebob squarepants. he’s greedy and kills for a cent.
dude: my boss only thinks about getting more money
other dude: oh yeah, the less money they make they closer they are to commit suicide
dude: he’s a d-mn mr krabs
other dude: poor miserable
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