mr.lange
he is a common school rapist and likes to constantly moan to the students. he offers high-fives but we don’t know where he put his hand so we have to decline.
“mr.lange just stared at my t-ts, like oh my god. he’s such a pervert.”
“oh, i just got out of his van because he just raped me. this is why i’m suicidal. now my mom is gonna scream at me because i have c-m on my shirt!”
“just say it was mine since i have c-mmed on you before and your mom was okay with it.”
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