the only real world living human replica of gordan freeman, half life’s main character.
hey marsh lets go ask gordan freeman (mr. lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to xactek!!1!
v: erotic stimulation of the genital organs apart from s-xual intercourse and especially by the use of the hands…in the morning! what did you do today? i mornibated. when? oh wait, that’s already in the word. yay!
- male handbook
an unwritten book about laws that males must abide by. 1. don’t date your bestfriend’s ex. 2. don’t backstab your bestfriend. 3. bros before hoes. 4. talk about girl’s t-ts and tw-ts a lot so you don’t look gay. 5. never joke about a guy’s sister or mom. 6. ball tap someone back for revenge. […]
when a man makes a woman angry for any reason. this will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. common causes for the mansanity are when men don’t call/text when they should, when a man doesn’t clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute. john hasn’t called me in […]
- Mary Fairy
whenever it smells like pot, blame it on the mary fairy. “why does it smell like weed in here?” “what? huh, musta been the mary fairy.” “the what?” “she just flew by…”
another word for “idiot”, but usually used when your own brain is working against you in an argument. hey, look, i can make this potato generate electricity. watch! “you nimnal, it ain’t gonna work–” -click- -a light bulb activates- “…”