Mr. Lyons


gag (joke) used on social / news comment sites where someone gives the name “mr. lyons” and local zoo phone number to fool other people into thinking an actual name and number for contacting has been posted for a confrontation. used by darthrandall on tbo.com, usa today, and the washington post when provoked by angry or rude commenters who disagree with him.
“do you have a problem with me?? why don’t you give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx, ask for mr. lyons.”

hey, i just “mr. lyons”-ed another idiot on tbo!! he fell for it and called! what a maroon!

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