Mr. Mason


whist f-cking your girl doggy style slap her in the side of the head, when she turns around blow a full load in her face and knee her in the crotch. if she starts to scream threaten her that you will call her if she does not give you the greatest head of your life she will be shot in the t-t.
“getting mr. mason hurts,” says the little girl.

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