Mr. Mello


a non-alcoholic mixed drink consisting of 50% mr. pibb, 49% mello yello, and 1% ice, created in warner robins, georgia in 2008 at stevi b’s pizzeria.
guy #1:”hey dude, i’m going to get sprite to drink, what about you?”
guy#2:”dude, screw that, i’m getting mr. mello!”

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