Mr./Miss Pretentious


a person who is commonly cl-ssified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. a person of this definition generally p-sses judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. they will often be seen in the local café, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a mr./miss pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.
ok ok, mr./miss pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)

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