Mr. Missionary


a guy who is very narrowminded when it comes to s-x-positions and/or unatural s-xual tendencies. mr. missonary will despice all positions except the missonary position, and will have a hard time dealing with people talking about other positions or talking abouth their love towards, oh lets say horses.
example 1:

dude: “oh man i’m so gonna watch some horse-pr0n tonight!”

guy: “i f-cking hate you now – alot!”

dude “oh chill mr. missionary”

example 2:

chick: “david totally skullf-cked me last night – he’s so thrilled about me getting that gl-sseye”

dude: “that’s so f-cking wrong – i f-cking hate you evil b-tch!”

chick: “whatever you say mr. missionary…”

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