Mr.Mom


a dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.
pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, breakfast 6, naps at 9, there’s bubble gum in the baby’s hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it’s only monday mr. mom

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