Mr Pendleton
where you place your c-ck and b-lls in somebody’s mouth and take loads of glossy photos.
one day a young elf sneaked in to mr. pendleton’s house and placed his c-ck and b-lls in mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. once mr pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.
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