mr.potato head


a toy i which a child can rearange the toys features
look mommy i put his arms where his ears should be
a snitch from g-unit see 50 cent
50 cent, the leader of g-unit also known as the real mr. potatohead
when a male has no p-n-s, he is called a mr. potato head, becuase he’s all smooth down there.
“wow, i wanted to have s-x but now we can’t becuase you lack a p-n-s.”
“it’s not my problem i’m a mr. potato head’
an extremely handsome white teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. one who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it’s cute though. all female students love a mr. potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. he is usually blonde.
hi i’m mithter potato head. i am nery nithe and i play thoftball. i don’t get mad at thomas i jutht laugh at him.

oh my god, the new subst-tute is a total mr. potato head

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