Mr. Rowan


a highly advanced cybernetic android sent from the future with one goal; to educate the m-sses with really nice hair.
mr. rowan is a knight of malta, a hardcore book reader, and will engage u in any argument, regardless of topic, and win. he can run the speed of sound and if wasnt chained to the earth would leap from building to buidling slaughtering the innocent.

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