Mr Sahlstrom
a creepy english, j-panese and pedo teacher at st andrews cathedral school.
he enjoys shakespearean dirty jokes, but hates what he calls the ‘devil’s subject’- maths.
he is a known relative of pedo bear and is currently on the dangerous list.
girl: ‘hey whats up with mr sahlstrom ?’
boy: ‘his girls english cl-ss didnt turn up so he couldnt torture them like he usually does.’
girl: ‘ oh sh-t thats good for them. did you know that he actually proposed to one of them?’
boy: wtf?!?
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