Mr. Shmitten
noun. (mist-er shmit-ten). a large stuffed whale with a sketchy past. he is long and white and is now a p.b.b. (professional bedtime buddy). he is loyal to his owner but does not get wet often; maybe once every three months.
oh my gosh joey! mr. shmitten is huge!
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