Mr. Sperm


a man who does not require b-lls to impregnate women.
girl: omg! what happened to your b-lls?!

guy: well you forgot, i’m mr. sperm so i don’t need b-lls to impregnate a woman because i’m full of sperm everywhere!

girl: you’re bursting at the seams with sperm!

guy: that’s right, i’m spermalicious!

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