Mr. Sprout


huge p-n-s!! zeus and jesus’ s-m-n mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. this then fertilized “that one hot victoria’s secret model’s” egg to create mr. sprout. he was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch p-n-s.
seeing mr. sprout is like s-x for your eyes.

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