Mr. Square


a made up character who always gets the short straw.
his whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

known for his love of green hats and likeness to the mr. men character mr. strong.
tayla: ohcr-p i only got 64% on my maths exam

harriet: at least you’re not mr. square.

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