Mr Tony Knows


it’s an irrefutable, scientific fact that mr tony knows. knows what? everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.

therefore ‘mr tony knows’ is the definitive answer to all questions.

for evidence of mr tony’s omniscience, google it and find a picture. then you will know, what i know, what joe33 shoulda knew, that mr tony knows. it’s fact.
‘aww man, where my keys at?’

‘dude, mr tony knows you left them in your jacket.’

‘did hyland smash healy?’

‘mr tony knows he rode the whale’

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