Mr.Tuliptoes
a cat who was once a bad -ss alley cat but had a terrible head injury and has been “special” ever since.
he was stuffed in a box and taken to the vet. he came home with staples in his head and st-tches where his b-lls used to be.
“that cat just ate a hornet.”
‘that’s mr.tuliptoes. he can’t help it, he’s “special”.’
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