mrs thompson
mrs. thompson gets on people’s nerves and gives out way to much homework for no reason, which she says “helps build our future” but all she is making us build is our stress level.
person 1: “hey do you want to hang out this weekend and go to the movies with me?”
person 2: “naw sorry, i have to do mrs thompsons homework”
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