MrTits
any fat man with giant man b–bies. member must be loud mouthed, tattooed, swear excessivly, and eat the scr-ps of food off your plate. the single most qualifing factor to be named mrt-ts, member must hump everything (male, female, inanimate and animate objects).
mrt-ts is f-cking huge!
mrt-ts just humped xxxx (subst-tute x as applies), is there a stain?
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