Ms. Bollmeier’s Birthday Surprise
a s-xual act akin to cleveland steamer or bilbo baggins. also a dessert item.
step 1- defecate and shape into small brown patties.
step 2- -j-c-l-t- on top of the patties
step 3- frost the top with fudge.
serve while warm.
little susie- ms. bollmeier’s birthday surprise treats sure were good!
little billy- oh my god!! you actually ate that sh-t?1? do you have any idea what goes into those?
little susie- don’t tell me… i feel sick…
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