Sticky Filter
a s-xual act that involves having s-x with a condom. after the male comes in the condom he takes the c-m filled condom and holds the tip and using his other hand and pinching the condom tight and sliding down the condom pushing all the c-m out of the condom. to perform a true sticky filter it must be drained onto the girls face.
brandon: how did your date go last night?
mp: it was amazing! she is one of the cl-ssiest women i have ever met.
brandon: so you guys didn’t sleep together?
mp: oh we totally f-cked.
brandon: how is she cl-ssy?
mp: after we f-cked she asked me if i would give her a true sticky filter and i aim to please so that is what she got. a face full of c-m.
brandon: wow! sounds like your kind of woman.
mp: i am taking her to meet my mom tomorrow.
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