Ms. DeRidder
a crazy dutch woman who teaches high school spanish. she comes to work drunk everyday. she gets her phones stolen. she looses students homework and makes them fail her cl-ss.
student 1- ms. deridder lost my homework again. looks like i’ve got an f.
student 2- i put a highlighter in ms. deridder’s microwave. i can’t wait til she cooks something in it.
student 3- i stole ms. deridder’s phone again. it’s in my locker!
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