ms. kufta


a woman who is satan reincarnate. at night she sucks the souls out of young children to keep alive after tens of thousands of years. she kills any creative thought within her cl-ss, and kills any sign of individuality. at night in the school she teaches in cackling and screaming have been heard coming from her cl-ssroom. a strange air pollutes the area around her.
person 1: i got nightmares of this creepy old hag last night.

person 2: that’s what happens when you look at ms. kufta.

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